Right, since my damaged Sportwatch is resisting being charged lately I thought tonight that I'd take it apart, since I'm unlikely to impair its functionality any more than exists now. So, I picked up my trusty spectacles repair kit (for the tiny phillips-head screwdriver) and got stuck in!
First up, the removal of the six tiny screws holding the case together.
And it comes apart like this
The buckle half has the battery, the other half houses the circuitry, the USB ribbon cable and the battery terminals
Another view of the separated halves
A close-up of the battery
...and of the main circuit board
I did wonder whether the yellow insert over the USB cable could be removed, but I couldn't get it to shift and didn't want to risk ruining it so I didn't try too hard.
By the way, in that last picture you can see that there is a waterproofing rubber grommet; reports of the SW's water-resistance vary wildly from "sweat killed mine" to those who swim with them on...
Anyhow, I put mine back together and it works ok - just need to see if I can get it charging again...
Hope this helps :)
Saturday, 1 September 2012
Wednesday, 30 May 2012
Taking Tea With The Queen
Yesterday I had the huge pleasure of accompanying my Mum to a garden party hosted by HM The Queen at Buckingham Palace.
I know, me!
Fortunately the current hot spell was just on the wane and, although dry and mostly sunny, it wasn't the intense humid heat of the previous ten days or so, which is just as well when wearing a suit and tie and stiff leather shoes!
From Charing Cross station, we shared a taxi with a mother and daughter originally from Edinburgh; the journey was somewhat tortuous as many roads around the Palace were closed ahead of the Diamond Jubilee celebrations there this coming weekend.
We entered the Palace grounds via the Hyde Park Corner Gate opposite the Wellington Arch, making our way along dusty stone paths past trees and shrubs from around the world with small plaques giving their name, genus and place of origin. Many people were already stolling leisurely about, most smiling either to themselves or to others as they passed.
When it became clear that it was okay to walk on the grass (!) we left the path and, soon to our right, we passed a tennis court, complete with wire fencing, and wondered how much use that gets and from whom.
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| Our first view of the Palace from our luxury seating! |
Not long after we emerged onto the main lawn itself and got out first view of the rear of the Palace in the near distance. Right along the far edge of the lawn was an enormous gazebo acting as the main tea tent; two more, one for the Royal Family and guests and another for diplomats (or, as the sign read, the "Corps Diplomatique") were placed along the edge of the lake facing the Palace.
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| The Royal Tea Tent |
To start with, for about 20 minutes or so, we sat on perfectly conventional green plastic garden chairs (just like the ones at home in the shed, except ours have cushions!) and watched the people going by. Many men in morning or tail coats, lots of military uniforms, clerical robes of various hues and denominations, examples of exotic dress from Africa, Asia, Arabia, but also plenty of "ordinary people like us" in regular suits and "best wear".
Then we went over to the tea tent and, after a short while queueing at one of many serving stations, we emerged with a small, white, rectangular plate complete with in-built cup-holder, having chosen from a range of sandwiches (de-crusted, naturally), cakes and other fancies, plus either tea, fruit juice or - genius - iced coffee.
After this we made our way over to the Royal Tea tent and stood near the rope as the cordon for the Royal party formed/was formed - we never saw how (but more on that later...). It became clear we wouldn't be anywhere near that route but, since we had a virtually unobstructed view of the Royal and Diplomatic tea tents, we contented ourseolves with our position as the crush of people around us intensified.
At four minutes past four - yes, late - the National Anthem was played and I could just make out the figure of HM The Queen on the steps at the rear entrance to the Palace. It was a fair while later that she finally emerged and headed for her refreshments. In this time, a number of people had gone in ahead of her; we spotted Archbishop John Sentamu, the Bishop of London, Richard Chartres and MP Eric Pickles.
A while later we decided that we'd seen as much as we would here and moved back to the tea tent for more refreshments.
Then I thought it would be an idea to go back across the main lawn and we somehow managed to get caught-up in the formation of the cordon for the departure of the Royal party from their tea tent. We were right at the front this time and, in due course, almost the entire Royal family walked slowly past us almost within touching-distance; HM The Queen and Prince Philip, Prince Charles and Camilla, The Duchess of Cambridge (but not Prince William, who was away on military duty), Prince Edward and The Duchess of Wessex, The Duke and Duchess of Kent, Prince and Princess Michael of Kent and a small retinue of Ladies-in-Waiting and other staff. Shortly afterwards, at six o'clock, the National Anthem was played again to signal the departure of the Royal party and the end of the occasion.
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| Lining the route of the Royal party's departure |
This unexpected treat topped-off an already enthralling, if at times slightly surreal day. I know Mum enjoyed herself and I certainly did. I even managed to take a few crafty photos to prove we weren't either dreaming or deluded! I'm so glad to have been able to see the Monarch at such close quarters, especially in this of all years!
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| An ordinary man in an extraordinary place! |
Sunday, 16 October 2011
And The Award For Worst...
Awards ceremonies can be pretty unedifying spectacles, full of smug winners
and red-faced, simmering losers teetering between graciousness and homicide.
Rewarding success is lazy, though - much preferable are those awards which
reward failure and make the rest of us feel a little better about ourselves.
Fortunately, there seem to be an increasing number of these covering various
in-disciplines, some more famous than others. Worthy of note (here, anyway)
are:
Honourable mentions go to:
and red-faced, simmering losers teetering between graciousness and homicide.
Rewarding success is lazy, though - much preferable are those awards which
reward failure and make the rest of us feel a little better about ourselves.
Fortunately, there seem to be an increasing number of these covering various
in-disciplines, some more famous than others. Worthy of note (here, anyway)
are:
- IgNobel Prize for spurious science
- www.improbable.com/ig/
- Razzies ("Golden Raspberries") for Hollywood's worst movies & movie performances
- www.razzies.com
- Darwin Awards for spectacularly stupid ways of killing yourself
- www.darwinawards.com
- Diagram Awards for odd book titles
- http://www.thebookseller.com/category/tags/diagram-prize
- Stella Awards for the more creative law suits
- www.stellaawards.com
- Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for published fiction's worst published line, especially opening sentences
- www.bulwer-lytton.com
- Golden Bull for plain English offences
- http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/awards/golden-bull-awards.html
- Carbuncle Awards for architecture
- www.urbanrealm.com/carbuncles
- Titanic Awards for the travel industry
- www.titanicawards.com
- Tracy Awards for advertising
- www.thetracyawards.com
Honourable mentions go to:
- Rosemary Awards named after Nixon's secretary who memorably erased 18 crucial minutes of the watergate tapes, and recognising U.S.-only open government failures
- http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/news/20100312/index.htm
- Golden Kela Awards Bollywood's Razzies
- www.goldenkela.com
- Lazzies the Latino Razzies
- http://www.latina.com/entertainment/movies/third-annual-lazzie-awards
Sunday, 24 April 2011
Neighbours
Most of us who live in an urban environment live very close to each other. This brings not only benefits but also responsibilities; these responsibilities are most keenly tested in good weather during the summer months and, like now, a warm spring.
When it's nice, we open our windows to let fresh air in to our houses and also enjoy being outside on our patios or in our gardens. These are times to remember those others nearby and be good neighbours.
It can be thoroughly demoralising to be assaulted with the noise of a radio or CD player that's either played loudly from indoors or put outside. There's often nowhere to escape, no room in your own house where you can be free from the noise if you want to, and shutting the windows is a last resort when it will make your own environment more hot and uncomfortable.
Other factors, like barbecue fumes and smoke, or late-night loud chat and music from a party, can also make for a miserable time if you're nearby. The not-wanting-to-make-a-fuss gene kicks in or, worse, the fear of creating bad feeling for the future.
So, if you can hear an ordinary conversation next door then the same applies in reverse. Please bear this in mind and we'll all enjoy the sunnier times.
When it's nice, we open our windows to let fresh air in to our houses and also enjoy being outside on our patios or in our gardens. These are times to remember those others nearby and be good neighbours.
It can be thoroughly demoralising to be assaulted with the noise of a radio or CD player that's either played loudly from indoors or put outside. There's often nowhere to escape, no room in your own house where you can be free from the noise if you want to, and shutting the windows is a last resort when it will make your own environment more hot and uncomfortable.
Other factors, like barbecue fumes and smoke, or late-night loud chat and music from a party, can also make for a miserable time if you're nearby. The not-wanting-to-make-a-fuss gene kicks in or, worse, the fear of creating bad feeling for the future.
So, if you can hear an ordinary conversation next door then the same applies in reverse. Please bear this in mind and we'll all enjoy the sunnier times.
Tuesday, 29 March 2011
Nike Mettle DIY battery change
Nike's range of Mettle watches are getting rare now, so if you find a good one then it's worth taking care of. If you'd rather not send it away for its battery change then you can tackle it yourself with a little care. It's not a complicated process but you can damage some important springs and sprung contacts which will impair the future functioning of the watch (e.g. the alarm).
Anyhow, here's the procedure. I'm using an Anvil, but the process applies to other models in the range.
Lift the back plate up and away - don't slide it sideways because this may damage the springs and contacts underneath. If, like mine, there's a white plastic sticker over the battery then carefully peel it off
Now that the battery is exposed, remove the even smaller cross-headed screw from the retaining plate
Now you can remove the old cell
Install a fresh 3v CR2032, positive (+) side up, preferably not touching it with your fingers
Re-fit the retaining plate
Check that the rubber seal around the module bay is still intact and, if necessary, apply a tiny amount of silicone oil to retain water-resistance
Check the display, the light and, for completeness, the alarm tone, then re-fit the back plate. Ensure the screws are in tightly but not over-tightly. That's it, you're done!
Anyhow, here's the procedure. I'm using an Anvil, but the process applies to other models in the range.
Lift the back plate up and away - don't slide it sideways because this may damage the springs and contacts underneath. If, like mine, there's a white plastic sticker over the battery then carefully peel it off
Now that the battery is exposed, remove the even smaller cross-headed screw from the retaining plate
Now you can remove the old cell
Install a fresh 3v CR2032, positive (+) side up, preferably not touching it with your fingers
Re-fit the retaining plate
Check that the rubber seal around the module bay is still intact and, if necessary, apply a tiny amount of silicone oil to retain water-resistance
Check the display, the light and, for completeness, the alarm tone, then re-fit the back plate. Ensure the screws are in tightly but not over-tightly. That's it, you're done!
Thursday, 12 August 2010
My 2006 "Uxbridge English Dictionary" definitions
In March 2006 I submitted a bunch of UED definitions, as heard on the wonderful "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue", to the BBC Radio 4 online message boards.
For no other reason than sheer vanity and self-promotion, I reproduce them here to show you just how bloody clever I am.
Solace: a really good gospel singer
Diversion: Welsh-language edition
Inspector: a member of a villainous, world-threatening organisation
Incorrigible: egg-on a male cow
Anagram: a stripper dressed as the Princess Royal
Sublime: a member of the citrus underclass
Intestate: survived test seven
Pomegranate: stone used to build the Australian Embassy in London
Syllabus: Scouse public transport
Indignation: everyone living like students
Catastrophe: prize-winning moggie
Indispensible: winner of One Man and his Cow
Yom Kippur: Jewish festival of the smoked herring
Valuable: bovine pricing
Pheromone: King of Egypt complaining
Prawn: a Geordie lying down
Vulcanised: gone pointy-eared
Flamboyant: floating candle
Uncanny: removed from its tin
Eulogy: a Christmas horse
Phlegmatic: having a head-cold
Ecstatic: moving
Implode: a bunch of goblins
Vagabond: shares in vagrants
Toulouse Lautrec: a long walk to the toilet
Atlas: bare-headed
Vagrant: a moan about nothing in particular
Diatribe: second-rate clan
Sofa: you're dumped!
Morning: Geordie complaints
Lift: on a Parade gound, the opposite of "rate"
Content: a fake marquee
That was then. I'm still at it thanks to a recent thread on Twitter (which didn't exist back then...).
incline: what a pen leaves
wok: Jonathan Ross's favourite kind of music
antipasti: down with Ginster's!
extractor fan: a former admirer of farm machinery
late: not heavy
effigy: how to spell "feg"
For no other reason than sheer vanity and self-promotion, I reproduce them here to show you just how bloody clever I am.
Solace: a really good gospel singer
Diversion: Welsh-language edition
Inspector: a member of a villainous, world-threatening organisation
Incorrigible: egg-on a male cow
Anagram: a stripper dressed as the Princess Royal
Sublime: a member of the citrus underclass
Intestate: survived test seven
Pomegranate: stone used to build the Australian Embassy in London
Syllabus: Scouse public transport
Indignation: everyone living like students
Catastrophe: prize-winning moggie
Indispensible: winner of One Man and his Cow
Yom Kippur: Jewish festival of the smoked herring
Valuable: bovine pricing
Pheromone: King of Egypt complaining
Prawn: a Geordie lying down
Vulcanised: gone pointy-eared
Flamboyant: floating candle
Uncanny: removed from its tin
Eulogy: a Christmas horse
Phlegmatic: having a head-cold
Ecstatic: moving
Implode: a bunch of goblins
Vagabond: shares in vagrants
Toulouse Lautrec: a long walk to the toilet
Atlas: bare-headed
Vagrant: a moan about nothing in particular
Diatribe: second-rate clan
Sofa: you're dumped!
Morning: Geordie complaints
Lift: on a Parade gound, the opposite of "rate"
Content: a fake marquee
That was then. I'm still at it thanks to a recent thread on Twitter (which didn't exist back then...).
incline: what a pen leaves
wok: Jonathan Ross's favourite kind of music
antipasti: down with Ginster's!
extractor fan: a former admirer of farm machinery
late: not heavy
effigy: how to spell "feg"
Tuesday, 20 April 2010
Celebrating the losers
I'm not sure if it's a British thing or whether it's just my sense of humour, but I love the way we celebrate the losers, the odd and the plain weird. There are awards ceremonies and websites devoted to it and I find it all compelling, entertaining and yet also oddly comforting.
There's The Darwin Awards for stories of people who get themselves killed in odd ways, thus removing their particular strand of idiocy from the human gene pool.
The Razzies celebrate the worst clunkers in Hollywood movies - this year Sandra Bullock distinguished herself by winning both a Razzie and a Best Actress Oscar in consecutive days, and she attended both ceremonies! Good on you, San!
The Ig Nobels are awarded to the most spurious and pointless examples of improbable scientific research, going to the eponymous "they", as in "they say that x% of dental patients prefer waxed to un-waxed dental floss" This question was addressed by the winner of the 1995 Dentistry Prize, by the way.
Today, I discover the never-less-than-erudite Diagram Prize for the weirdest book title (adult non-fiction only, I think...). This year's winner, Crocheting Adventures with Hyperbolic Planes (which effortlessly combines the gentle art of needle-based stitchery with the hard-core science of advanced geometry) joins a distinguished list of previous winners which includes The Joy of Chickens (1980), Versailles: The View From Sweden (1988), Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers (1996), The 2009-2014 World Outlook for 60-milligram Containers of Fromage Frais (2008) and the grand-daddy of them all, the first winner, Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice (1978).
Roll-on, this year's ceremonies!
There's The Darwin Awards for stories of people who get themselves killed in odd ways, thus removing their particular strand of idiocy from the human gene pool.
The Razzies celebrate the worst clunkers in Hollywood movies - this year Sandra Bullock distinguished herself by winning both a Razzie and a Best Actress Oscar in consecutive days, and she attended both ceremonies! Good on you, San!
The Ig Nobels are awarded to the most spurious and pointless examples of improbable scientific research, going to the eponymous "they", as in "they say that x% of dental patients prefer waxed to un-waxed dental floss" This question was addressed by the winner of the 1995 Dentistry Prize, by the way.
Today, I discover the never-less-than-erudite Diagram Prize for the weirdest book title (adult non-fiction only, I think...). This year's winner, Crocheting Adventures with Hyperbolic Planes (which effortlessly combines the gentle art of needle-based stitchery with the hard-core science of advanced geometry) joins a distinguished list of previous winners which includes The Joy of Chickens (1980), Versailles: The View From Sweden (1988), Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers (1996), The 2009-2014 World Outlook for 60-milligram Containers of Fromage Frais (2008) and the grand-daddy of them all, the first winner, Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice (1978).
Roll-on, this year's ceremonies!
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