Sunday 16 October 2011

And The Award For Worst...

Awards ceremonies can be pretty unedifying spectacles, full of smug winners
and red-faced, simmering losers teetering between graciousness and homicide. 

Rewarding success is lazy, though - much preferable are those awards which
reward failure and make the rest of us feel a little better about ourselves.

Fortunately, there seem to be an increasing number of these covering various
in-disciplines, some more famous than others.  Worthy of note (here, anyway)
are:

  • IgNobel Prize for spurious science
    • www.improbable.com/ig/
  • Razzies ("Golden Raspberries") for Hollywood's worst movies & movie performances
    • www.razzies.com

  • Darwin Awards for spectacularly stupid ways of killing yourself
    • www.darwinawards.com

  • Diagram Awards for odd book titles
    • http://www.thebookseller.com/category/tags/diagram-prize

  • Stella Awards  for the more creative law suits
    • www.stellaawards.com
  • Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for published fiction's worst published line, especially opening sentences
    • www.bulwer-lytton.com
  • Golden Bull  for plain English offences
    • http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/awards/golden-bull-awards.html

  • Carbuncle Awards  for architecture
    • www.urbanrealm.com/carbuncles
  • Titanic Awards for the travel industry
    • www.titanicawards.com
  • Tracy Awards for advertising
    • www.thetracyawards.com

Honourable mentions go to:
  • Rosemary Awards  named after Nixon's secretary who memorably erased 18 crucial minutes of the watergate tapes, and recognising  U.S.-only open government failures
    •  http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/news/20100312/index.htm 

  • Golden Kela Awards Bollywood's Razzies
    • www.goldenkela.com
  • Lazzies the Latino Razzies
    • http://www.latina.com/entertainment/movies/third-annual-lazzie-awards





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